Once upon a time I defeated River Song in space meanwhile Amy and Rory partied with Vincent Van Gogh.
Once upon a time I explored a new planet with Jackie Tyler in my underwear meanwhile Mickey Smith and Amy Pond were having a spa date on the TARDIS. The end.
Once upon a time I saved the universe with a Dalek because the Tardis exploded. Meanwhile, Nine and Sally Sparrow kissed on Bad Wolf Bay. The end.
…This seems unlikely.
Once upon a time I went to a Beatles concert with Captain Jack Harkness and wrote a fic about it. Meanwhile, Eleven and River were having a spa date in the TARDIS.